Why I Do Porn Even Though I’m Very Bright And Could Have Done Whatever I Wanted?

Why I Do Porn Even Though I’m Very Bright And Could Have Done Whatever I Wanted?

Orlando Luis Pardo Lazo

I do porn because I can see by the dawn´s early light what so proudly I hailed at the twilight´s last gleaming.

I do porn because I celebrate and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume as every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.

I do porn because it´s a privilege and an honor to be in the white intellectual ghetto of the West.

I do porn because in the United States today we have more than our share of nattering nabobs of negativism and their own 4-H club: the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

I do porn because fourscore and seven years ago my father brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all women are created equal.

I do porn because it´s a dream deeply rooted in the American dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed.

I do porn because I ask not what my country can do for me but what I can do for my country.

I do porn because being a politician is a poor profession but being a public servant is a noble one.

I do porn because I can imagine no greater disservice to the country than to establish a system of censorship.

I do porn because I have the firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

I do porn because I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.

I do porn because the hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.

I do porn because I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I have never profited from public service and I am not a crook: I have earned everything I have got.

I do porn because I´ve learned that piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose.

I do porn because only if you´ve been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

I do porn because I want to say one thing to the American people and I want you to listen to me: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

I do porn because change will not come if we wait for some other person, or if we wait for some other time.

I do porn because we are stronger together.

I do porn to make America great again.

I do porn, Me Too.